Monday, November 17, 2008

Colourful!

Mood: Sheepish.

Colourful!

Neb has shown me how to use colourfully bits on my bloggie!
(I swear those buttins wernt thar be4)

Neb is sexy too!

How in the heck do I use colours!

Mood: Playful

Hi! SO nice to finally meet you!Here, take a seat in this poufy arm chair... notice the tapestries on the wall, they're antiques! Please, relax with a nice cup of earl gray tea, I'll just get you some cake.

*noises off*

There, Chocolate mud cake with purple flavoured frosting. Hows that? Delicious, I know!

Now, get comfy, because I have sooo much to tell you... *lights fire in a large stone fireplace and sits on the hearth rug*

I was going to make it all nice and introductory... since we haven't met in these circumstances before... I was going to make it all nice and lavishly sexy with colour... but I don't know HTML... so it's boring one colour for you all! I am so not a computer geek... but I have much admiration for those who are! I just can't wrap my head around the whole colour hex numbering... (eg:#FFF000) it jsut makes no sense! But tangentially I do know a good poem...

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF
all my base,
are belong to you.

aww isn't that sweet!

And that is me. A pretty good intro and it gives a good sense of who I am... Random with a twist of distracted... blended gently and sexily with a shap inhalation of self deprecation!

I would like to know more about you, this feels so one sided, but I don't mind, let me go and I can talk for ages! My mum used to say to me all the time: "oh darling, you talk so much! Won't you please SHUT THE HELL UP I AM TRYING TO GET DINNER READY!"... but I love her anyway! But please, before you go, write down your blog link on this here little piece of parchment... I would love to get to know you more!

Oh! I can't stay long, so you'll have to drink up quickly (Oh! I see you have finished your cake... have another piece, won't you?)... I have to go to work in a minute... at the hospital.

Oh no! I am not a doctor! Or even a nurse, for that matter! No, I am a Simulated Patient... I pretend to be sick or crazy or something akin to that, for medical students to practise on. It's fun, but usually involves remembering stuff about the person I am trying to be! Well it is the Fourth year students exams today, and on Thursday... which means no stuffing it up or they strap me to a gurney and shoot me. *giggles* Or at least they won't use me again... I am never allowed to talk about my cases, so I can't tell you who I am today, but I will let you know how it goes!

*slurps tea*

But before that, I have other business in the hospital. My other gorgeous and sexy half has to have a treatment... seems he ran foul of some bacteria ns now has a swollen arm. He has been having his shots daily... and it is going well. It is hopefully his last visit today...

Ooh dear, look at the time, I am afraid I will have to be inpolite and ask you to shuffle off... but come back tomorrow and I shall have much more to tell you... and I will be making a gorgwous new morsel for you to sumptuously feast your eyes (and mouth) on!

Buh-bye now, see you tomorrow!